Post by thatgirl73 on Dec 31, 2007 13:14:49 GMT -5
i found this on the spoof
Reports are coming in that music companies plan to replace Britney Spears with Ashley Tisdale because of Ashley's cleaner image.
Young and Not a Lesbian
The younger and more attractive Ashley Tisdale is said to be a contender for the title of 'Queen of Pop' after Britney Spears fell from grace with mothers all across the world for her terrifying lesbian kiss with Madonna.
Ashley Makes Music History
Young Ashley who worked in the Disney Channel's Original Series, High School Musical made music history by being the first female artist ever to debut with two songs simultaneously on the Billboard Hot 100 with "What I've Been Looking For" and "Bop to the Top.
Fans Keep Increasing by the Millions
Fans all over the world are claiming she is better than Britney Spears who has become old at causing trouble and becoming a bad role model for impressionable little girls.
Headstrong and tells Britney "What part of No don't you understand?"
Tisdale's first solo album, Headstrong, was released on February 6, 2007 and was distributed by Warner Bros. Records. The album debuted at number five on the Billboard 200 album charts, selling 64,000 copies. This has caught the attention of Sony Music who is looking for a fresh new face that can roll in the billions for them.
Hottest Young Woman
Tisdale was declared the 2nd Hottest Woman of Pop/R&B by Blender Magazine, which stated, "Tisdale has a gift. Not only an angelic voice or a dazzling personality, but an even rarer commodity: millions of "pre-sold" teens eager to buy her debut album!".
Drug Free and Britney Free
In September 2007, Tisdale told TheSpoof.com that she was drug and alcohol-free, and went on to add, "my mom really instilled confidence in me, so I'm not somebody who'd be under peer pressure and you won't catch me any time soon kissing Britney in the mouth. I am Herpes free and I want to stay that way."
The Whole World is Falling in Love with Her
Recently, a Brazilian newspaper claimed that Ashley's new album Headstrong sold 23,000 copies in Brazil, while the worldwide sales for Headstrong have been over 709,500.
Timbaland Loves Her
On December 15, 2007, Tisdale perfomed in 'Z-100's Jingle Ball' alongside Timbaland and Good Charlotte. Timbaland tells that Ashley will have double the fans Britney can ever dream of.
Wham says, Watch out Britney your Just an Old Hen
Tisdale also recorded a cover version of 'Last Christmas' (released by British pop duo Wham!
Music Videos
Tisdale shot a music video for her single, "Be Good To Me", which was from her album Headstrong. A video for the same single also featured on the High School Musical.
Keep your eye on Ashley Tisdale she is younger & cleaner than Britney Spears and her fans keep growing.
Source= www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i28275
Reports are coming in that music companies plan to replace Britney Spears with Ashley Tisdale because of Ashley's cleaner image.
Young and Not a Lesbian
The younger and more attractive Ashley Tisdale is said to be a contender for the title of 'Queen of Pop' after Britney Spears fell from grace with mothers all across the world for her terrifying lesbian kiss with Madonna.
Ashley Makes Music History
Young Ashley who worked in the Disney Channel's Original Series, High School Musical made music history by being the first female artist ever to debut with two songs simultaneously on the Billboard Hot 100 with "What I've Been Looking For" and "Bop to the Top.
Fans Keep Increasing by the Millions
Fans all over the world are claiming she is better than Britney Spears who has become old at causing trouble and becoming a bad role model for impressionable little girls.
Headstrong and tells Britney "What part of No don't you understand?"
Tisdale's first solo album, Headstrong, was released on February 6, 2007 and was distributed by Warner Bros. Records. The album debuted at number five on the Billboard 200 album charts, selling 64,000 copies. This has caught the attention of Sony Music who is looking for a fresh new face that can roll in the billions for them.
Hottest Young Woman
Tisdale was declared the 2nd Hottest Woman of Pop/R&B by Blender Magazine, which stated, "Tisdale has a gift. Not only an angelic voice or a dazzling personality, but an even rarer commodity: millions of "pre-sold" teens eager to buy her debut album!".
Drug Free and Britney Free
In September 2007, Tisdale told TheSpoof.com that she was drug and alcohol-free, and went on to add, "my mom really instilled confidence in me, so I'm not somebody who'd be under peer pressure and you won't catch me any time soon kissing Britney in the mouth. I am Herpes free and I want to stay that way."
The Whole World is Falling in Love with Her
Recently, a Brazilian newspaper claimed that Ashley's new album Headstrong sold 23,000 copies in Brazil, while the worldwide sales for Headstrong have been over 709,500.
Timbaland Loves Her
On December 15, 2007, Tisdale perfomed in 'Z-100's Jingle Ball' alongside Timbaland and Good Charlotte. Timbaland tells that Ashley will have double the fans Britney can ever dream of.
Wham says, Watch out Britney your Just an Old Hen
Tisdale also recorded a cover version of 'Last Christmas' (released by British pop duo Wham!
Music Videos
Tisdale shot a music video for her single, "Be Good To Me", which was from her album Headstrong. A video for the same single also featured on the High School Musical.
Keep your eye on Ashley Tisdale she is younger & cleaner than Britney Spears and her fans keep growing.
Source= www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i28275
